Overdue Guilt

Tomorrow I start my new job as a library clerk. I am very excited, but I am also filled with a terrible fear that the Library Mafia has somehow tipped off the folks at my new place of employment that I am a repeat offender, an unregenerate late-returner who shamelessly lets her fines accumulate until they reach $5.oo and I am no longer allowed to take anything out. At which point I fork over the dough and search frantically through my messy room until I find the items in question. I'm afraid I will be met at the door by the library equivalent of a bouncer and tossed out on my ear or, even worse, forced to wear a scarlet O on my chest until I have repented.

In other news...I have made a vow to reread the entire Harry Potter series before Saturday. Who needs sleep anyway?

Things I've Done

15 Things I've done since my last post
1. Broke all my New Year's Resolutions
2. Finished The Brothers Karamazov, which was last year's New Year's Resolution
3. Moved to the suburbs to live with Handsome Boyfriend and World's Two Greatest Cats
4. Acquired a car
5. Relearned how to drive said car (as long as I don't have to go on the highway)
6. Got hit by by a bicycle
7. Worked many temp jobs
8. Learned that I do not enjoy office work
9. Learned that I may, however, enjoy office work more than serving coffee
10. Got a new job in a library
11. Paid roughly 24 dollars in overdue fines (to a different library)
12. Drank way too much wine
13. Played the lead in a Tennessee Williams play directed by an Enigma-obsessed madwoman
14. Mourned the fact that I put three months into it and no one saw it.
15. Learned that I am going to be an aunt next September.

5 Things I Haven't Done
1. Been to the dentist to get my 3 alleged cavities filled
2. Worn matching socks
3. Eaten 5 servings of fruits and vegetables every day
4. Unpacked
5. Blogged