Three Things that Make Me Go Hmmmmm?

Thing One: I found my first grey hair today.
Thing Two: I spent five minutes searching frantically for my (new) cell phone before realizing that I was, in fact, talking on it at the time.
Connected?I wonder.....
Thing Three: Current Object of My Affection (COMA for short) asked me to go see Brokeback Mountain on Tuesday. Am not sure whether I should be impressed that he is sensitive enough to want to see Brokeback Mountain or appalled because he claims he can't go unless there is a woman accompanying him.