Gender Wars 2006

The following is an actual transcript of an incident that took place at school:

Boy Kindergartener: Girls are stupid!
Girl Kindergartener:Yeah, well...you're not a boy, you're a girl!
Boy Kindergartener: Yeah, well...you're not a girl, you're a boy!
Girl Kindergartener:(picks up pencil, stabs boy kindergartener in the face. Chaos ensues.)