UPDATE

2 months to the day since my last post...damn, I'm good.
In the last two months I have:
A. Gained a boyfriend (a real one)
B. Lost a job(by choice, mind you)
C. Performed in a critically acclaimed show featuring full frontal nudity (not mine, mind you)

In the last two months I have NOT:
A. Cleaned my room thoroughly
B. Eaten enough fruits and vegetables
C. Put all my socks in matching pairs


Plus ca change, as they say in France. In America we say....

Tomorrow is the start of my new and productive and organized and well-fed and well-rested and well-hydrated life.